MAKE-UP FOR YOUR BREAK UP!

WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT A BREAK UP? AFTER THE INTIAL CRYING BOUTS, CYBER STALKING, DRUNKEN TEXT, JEALOUS FITS, DRUNKEN SEX, AND REGRETS- COMES THE MAKEOVER AKA THE "BREAKOVER"!

A BREAKOVER IS THE SWEETEST REVENGE ON YOUR EX- BY GAINING YOUR CONFIDENCE BACK, LOSING DEAD WEIGHT (LITERALLY), AND ENHANCING YOUR LOOK FROM HEAD TO TOE!

WHETHER YOU WERE MARRIED, ENGAGED, OR IN A SHORT TERM/LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP- IT SHOULD NEVER WEAR ON YOUR LOOKS. FUCK THAT PITY PARTY BULLSHIT. PUT ON THAT SEXY THONG WITH SOME INSANE FUCK ME HEELS, TAKE THAT KICK BOXING CLASS, DIVE INTO PURE POSITIVITY, GIVE YOURSELF THAT HAIR CUT YOU HAVE BEEN DYING TO TRY, USE THAT LIPSTICK YOU BOUGHT BUT NEVER WOULD WEAR. MOST IMPORTANTLY, FLIP THE MOTHERFUCKING SCRIPT BY DOING JUST YOU!

FOR EXAMPLE:

"MY BREAKING POINT WAS WHEN I HAD FOUND OUT MY HUSBAND WAS FUCKING ONE OF MY STYLIST'S ROOMMATES, AND HIS RESPONSE WAS 'IT WAS SHOP TALK!"

TRUE FUCKING STORY....

WITH THAT SAID- SUBMIT YOUR JUCIEST, CRAZIEST, OR FUNNIEST BREAK UP STORIES THIS WEEK TO WIN YOURSELF THE ULTIMATE BREAKOVER COURTESY OF STUDIO 410, LADY MISFITS STYLE!

BREAKOVER PRIZE PACKAGE INCLUDES:

HAIR CUT, COLOR, DEEP CONDITIONING TREATMENT, EYE BROW WAX, SEMI PERM LASHES, NAILS BY PRONAIL PRINCESA, A BOTTLE OF SKINNY GIRL CUCUMBER VODKA, A COCOANDRE CHOCOLATIER GIFT, A SWEET FEROCE HANDBAG, A MOD JUNK ACCESORIES PIECE, AND A PAIR OF THE LADY MISFITS SHOE OF THE MONTH!

KICK START TO THE REAL DEFINITION OF SUMMER TIME FINE WHILE KICKING YOUR EX TO THE CURB!

TO ENTER:
SEND YOUR BREAKUP STORIES (ALONG WITH YOUR SHOE SIZE & ANY FOOD/CHEMICAL ALLERGIES YOU MAY HAVE) TO artonhair@gmail.com WITH THE SUBJECT LINE "BREAKOVER" BEFORE 07/17/13. ALL BREAKUP STORY SUBMISSIONS AND THE IDENTITIES OF CONTEST ENTRANTS WILL REMAIN 100% CONFIDENTIAL, FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY.